Friday, August 26, 2011

Call Center Love


Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to  
                   install Love. Can you guide me through the
                   process?        



Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to
                          proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready-
                    What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open y our Heart. Have you
                         located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running
                   now.Is it okay to install Love while they are
                               running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem,
                   Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past
                         Hurt from your current operating system. It 
                         may remain in your permanent memory but
                         it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love
                         will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with  
                         a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.
                         However, you have to completely turn off
                         Grudge and Resentment. Those programs
                         prevent Love from being properly installed.
                         Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me
                                how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and
                          invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times
                          as necessary until Grudge and Resentment
                          have been completely erased.

 Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is
                                 that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the 
                          base program. You need to begin connecting
                          to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, ‘
                   Error – Program not run on external components’
                   What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program
                          is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has
                          not yet been run on your Heart.In non-
                          technical terms , it simply means you have to
                          Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the 
                         following files: Forgive-Self; Realize your
                         Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the ‘My Heart’ directory.  
                         The system will overwrite any conflicting files
                         and begin patching faulty programming. Also, 
                         you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism
                         from all directories and empty your Recycle   
                         Bin to make sure it is completely gone and
                         never comes back..

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.   
                   Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and
                   Contentment are copying themselves all over My
                   Heart.. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile,but  
                          eventually everything gets it at the proper 
                          time. So Love is installed and running. One
                          more thing before we hang up. Love is
                          Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various
                          modules to everyone you meet. They will in
                          turn share it with others and return some cool
                          modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

God/Tech Support: You’re Welcome, Anytime.


       

1 comment:

  1. "Love is freeware." Very interesting statement. And I liked the line: "Thank you God." Very intriguing and thought-provoking post!

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