Call Center Love
Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to
install Love. Can you guide me through theprocess?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to
proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready-
What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open y our Heart. Have you
located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running
now.Is it okay to install Love while they are
running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem,
Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past
Hurt from your current operating system. It
may remain in your permanent memory but
it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love
will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with
a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.
However, you have to completely turn off
Grudge and Resentment. Those programs
prevent Love from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me
how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and
invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times
as necessary until Grudge and Resentment
have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is
that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the
base program. You need to begin connecting
to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, ‘
Error – Program not run on external components’
What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program
is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has
not yet been run on your Heart.In non-
technical terms , it simply means you have to
technical terms , it simply means you have to
Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the
following files: Forgive-Self; Realize your
Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
following files: Forgive-Self; Realize your
Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the ‘My Heart’ directory.
The system will overwrite any conflicting files
and begin patching faulty programming. Also,
you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism
from all directories and empty your Recycle
Bin to make sure it is completely gone and
never comes back..
The system will overwrite any conflicting files
and begin patching faulty programming. Also,
you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism
from all directories and empty your Recycle
Bin to make sure it is completely gone and
never comes back..
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.
Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and
Contentment are copying themselves all over My
Heart.. Is this normal?
Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and
Contentment are copying themselves all over My
Heart.. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile,but
eventually everything gets it at the proper
time. So Love is installed and running. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is
Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various
modules to everyone you meet. They will in
turn share it with others and return some cool
modules back to you.
eventually everything gets it at the proper
time. So Love is installed and running. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is
Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various
modules to everyone you meet. They will in
turn share it with others and return some cool
modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
God/Tech Support: You’re Welcome, Anytime.
"Love is freeware." Very interesting statement. And I liked the line: "Thank you God." Very intriguing and thought-provoking post!
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